home
***
CD-ROM
|
disk
|
FTP
|
other
***
search
/
Amiga CD-Sensation: Demos Are Forever
/
Amiga CD-Sensation - Ausgabe 1 - Demos Are Forever (1996)(GTI - Schatztruhe)(DE)[!].iso
/
Diskstuff
/
Diskmags
/
N-Z
/
topse14a.dms
/
topse14a.adf
/
pages
/
Joookes!!!
/
Joookes!!!
Wrap
Text File
|
1993-01-03
|
1KB
|
77 lines
³¼JOKES¼³
²
---------------------------------------
¹
'I see you and your wife have made
up again?'
'We haven't!'
'But I saw you cutting wood together
last day?'
'We weren't cutting wood at all, we
were dividing the furniture!!!'
²
---------------------------------------
¹
Two mice are eating a film when one of
them say:
'Well, what did you think about the
film then?'
'I think the book was better!' the
other mouse says!!!'
²
---------------------------------------
¹
'Damn! When I drink coffee I can't fall
to sleep!'
'Hmm, with me it's just different when
I sleep, I can't drink coffee!!!'
²
---------------------------------------
¹
What is the difference between a pussy
and a bowling ball?
You can only stick three fingers in a
bowling ball!!!
²
---------------------------------------
¹
The patient calls the nurse...
'I cannot fall a sleep, can't you give
me some sleeping-pills?!'
'Sure we can, but the other nurse will
first come in a couple of hours.'
'OK, I'll try to keep me awake untill
she comes!!!'
²
---------------------------------------
¹
At the doctor...
'I have 3 problems, the first is that I
suffer from loss of memory, and the two
others I cannot remember!!!'
²
---------------------------------------
¹
What's the last thing that goes through
the mind of a bug hitting the wind-
shield?!
???
Its ass!!!
²
---------------------------------------
³Nighthawk/Majic 12